Life is like a pencil sharpener,
I don’t know why.
Let’s switch to the topic of nature.
Birds and trees are beautiful.
Bees are like suicide bombers.
I like pigeons,
They’ll eat anything.
They’re like rats from the sky.
When you see a beautiful sunset,
And everyone starts taking pictures,
You just feel like slapping those bitches.
A high-definition camera must be…
