And she’s Jewish.

Before gaining power as Germany’s Chancellor in 1933, Hitler was just a failed artist and political enthusiast. One only has as much power as people are willing to give them, after all. Hitler and his Nazi Party had failed in the Munich Putsch (an uprising in Munich) during the Weimar Republic. As a result, he had just spent 9 months in prison for treason where he wrote Mein Kampf. …


This author has been described by many as a treasure trove of good writing advice

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien is one of the most famous fiction authors to have ever lived. A good friend of author C.S. Lewis who wrote “The Chronicles of Narnia” novels, Tolkien blessed the world with fantasy works such as “The Hobbit” and “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy.

The first rule for success in writing according to Tolkien is to have your name initialized (eg. C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling).

Just kidding. The man truly has a wealth of wisdom to offer which is really nothing to make light of. …


Abraham Shakespeare’s body was found under a slab of concrete three years after winning the lottery

Abraham Lee Shakespeare was born on April 24, 1966, in Lakeland Florida to Elizabeth Walker and James Shakespeare. His family was very poor and struggled to make ends meet. Young Shakespeare himself also found it hard to keep up in school due to a learning disability.

He dropped out after seventh grade while still illiterate and then went to work on some citrus groves with his father. However, he was sent to a juvenile detention center for the next 5 years after being caught stealing from his employers. …


James Randall’s pet pug had an unusual addiction which helped to convict him.

What differentiated James Randall from a lot of other serial killers was that he left none of his DNA behind at any of the crime scenes — which is no easy feat. In that respect, he could be compared to the fictional serial killer Dexter but Randall did not target bad people. He targetted young white women who had never harmed anyone.

During the 1990s, Florida policemen began finding the bodies of naked women around Tampa Bay and — suspecting that one person was behind all the attacks — knew it was their duty to find the culprit as soon…


Ron Gillette really wanted to get remarried.

The year was 1984 and Ron Gillette was seemingly happily married and a successful U.S. Airforce mechanic. It appeared as if everything was going well for him.

He was so skilled and sought-after in the military that he regularly traveled between the George AFB (Air Force Base) in California and the Nellis AFB in Las Vegas. He was needed in both places to maintain fighter jets — which are really expensive pieces of military equipment.

At home, he had 2 small kids waiting for him along with their mother Juana. Could this man kill his wife and use their son…


In Jericho, New York.

Ronald Cohen and his family had lived in the upscale suburbs of New York for 9 years when in 1999, they decided it was finally time to sell the house and move out. In their home, during all those years, there was a crawl space — like a basement but with a very low ceiling — in which there was a big metal drum that was almost too heavy to move.

Cohen had simply assumed it was full of leftover construction materials from when the house was built and left it alone. However, when showing the house and crawl space…


SEX TOYS | SATIRE

Why do guys not use toys as often?

Female Scenario:

A girl has just broken up with her boyfriend. He didn’t understand her/ make her feel the way she used to — which is fair enough. Now she’s single and horny, though. She goes to a sex shop and gets a giant shopping cart from outside. Once in, she runs her hands on the shelves. A myriad of multicolored vibrators and dildos fall into her cart. She stares at all the lubes and lotions and whipping cream specifically designed so you can eat it out of your own vagina. She buys one of everything — except for the…


She opened the door just a crack to see where the noise was coming from.

Crystal Perry had grown up in an abusive home where her parents were prone to alcoholism and violence. At the age of 15, she sought to escape that life by getting married. However, her new husband — Thomas — turned out to also be an abusive drunk. A few years into their marriage, the pair had a daughter named Sarah then separated.

This was a characteristic common in all of Crystal’s future relationships as well — she seemed to only fall in love with bad guys. …


Traces of her blood were found on the walls.

By all accounts, Caren & Chris Campano were an unusual couple. Caren worked as a debt collector for the local Credit Adjustment Company in Oklahoma City. She was almost 42, had been married 3 times, and had 3 kids who lived in New York.

Christopher Campano was a drug addict who worked odd construction jobs, usually causing trouble wherever he went until he was laid off. He met Caren through his mother — who was her best friend. Despite the 15-years age gap between them, the two hit it off and eventually got married in 1987.

However, the saying, “opposites…


SATIRE | HUMOR

Scientifically proven methods.

I once saw a movie where some people put a bunch of rats in a metal bucket and held the bucket up to another man’s belly. They then lit a fire under it while explaining that soon the rats would eat their way through him if he didn’t tell them what they wanted to hear. I thought this was an excellent punishment, but somebody called Child Protection Services when they saw me running out in the yard chasing my children with some rats and a bucket.

I have since been rehabilitated and am a changed man — or so my…

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